A Perfect Plan | Film review - Diane Kruger's screwball heroine tries to thwart the family marriage curse

A Perfect Plan - Diane Kruger as Isabelle

People do screwy things in screwball comedies - and we’re tickled when the filmmakers pull off the daftness with panache. Yet it’s hard to raise a smile from the laboriously contrived kookiness of Diane Kruger and Dany Boon’s wildly mismatched couple in French romantic comedy A Perfect Plan.

Even the film’s set up is strained. Kruger’s straightlaced dentist wants to thwart the family curse that dooms every first marriage in her clan to divorce; the second, it appears, is the keeper. Her solution: marry the first schmuck she can find and get a quickie divorce, all so she can then safely marry her boringly reliable fiancé.

Boon’s oddball travel writer is the poor sap she picks, but she needs to throw herself into a farcical globetrotting quest - including stops in Kenya and Moscow - in order to snare him. If Boon’s misfit were more of a catch the film might work, but he’s so oafishly charmless that Kruger’s perseverance seems perverse rather than winningly madcap.

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Certificate 15. Runtime 105 mins. Director Pascal Chaumeil. http://youtube.com/v/BBLpafRsrXg  

Jason Best

A film critic for over 25 years, Jason admits the job can occasionally be glamorous – sitting on a film festival jury in Portugal; hanging out with Baz Luhrmann at the Chateau Marmont; chatting with Sigourney Weaver about The Archers – but he mostly spends his time in darkened rooms watching films. He’s also written theatre and opera reviews, two guide books on Rome, and competed in a race for Yachting World, whose great wheeze it was to send a seasick film critic to write about his time on the ocean waves. But Jason is happiest on dry land with a classic screwball comedy or Hitchcock thriller.