Robbie Coltrane slams TV drama writers

Robbie Coltrane slams TV drama writers
Robbie Coltrane slams TV drama writers (Image credit: Colin Hutton)

Robbie Coltrane has criticised drama on TV claiming that he can’t watch programmes like CSI where the entire cast is “gorgeous and talks rubbish”. The actor explained that he enjoyed making new ITV cop series Murderland, after he suggested to writer Dave Pirie that TV was lacking good crime shows. Robbie said: "I asked him why no one writes totally engaging, amazing drama anymore - you know, where everyone isn't 25, gorgeous and talks rubbish - CSI and things? Can you watch that stuff? I can't." He added: "People have to watch Murderland. It's not something you can let wash over you, it's not Sunday night stuff, but it is amazing, and totally engaging." Robbie stars as Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies and explained that doing TV is very different to films. The actor said: "We're knocking out seven pages of script a day on this (Murderland), and on Harry Potter we do one-and-a-half if we're lucky. "I'd do more TV, if it was right, but it's all a question of logistics, I just have to look for things I can fit in."

Patrick McLennan

Patrick McLennan is a London-based journalist and documentary maker who has worked as a writer, sub-editor, digital editor and TV producer in the UK and New Zealand. His CV includes spells as a news producer at the BBC and TVNZ, as well as web editor for Time Inc UK. He has produced TV news and entertainment features on personalities as diverse as Nick Cave, Tom Hardy, Clive James, Jodie Marsh and Kevin Bacon and he co-produced and directed The Ponds, which has screened in UK cinemas, BBC Four and is currently available on Netflix. 


An entertainment writer with a diverse taste in TV and film, he lists Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Chase, The Thick of It and Detectorists among his favourite shows, but steers well clear of most sci-fi.