Benidorm

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Benidorm's Joyce is not at all happy with Monty for hiring the utterly bonkers Sammy Valentino and giving him a contract to do two shows a week for a year

Joyce is not at all happy with Monty for hiring the utterly bonkers Sammy Valentino (a startlingly tanned Shane Richie) and giving him a contract to do two shows a week for a year.

She fires her hapless husband but still needs a cunning plan to get rid of Sammy…

Elsewhere, Billy and Sheron are over the moon about Robert and Cyd’s engagement, but the thought of possibly becoming grandparents suddenly makes them feel old – so they head off into town to relive the good old days.

Finally, Pauline sobers up for just long enough to be horrified at her ‘erotic’ novel.

She heads off to tell Aunty Doreen it can never be published, but gets a shock when she meets Doreen’s new boyfriend.