Ruby’s recipe for success? Stealing!

Ruby’s recipe for success? Stealing!
Ruby’s recipe for success? Stealing!

Cookery teacher Ruby is again the staff member giving Rachel a headache… Ruby makes a bid to impress by organising a clothes-swap, where students can bring in gear they don’t want to wear and swap it for items they do want. But, still desperate for money, Ruby takes all the best clothes to sell online. Naughty, naughty; report to Head Teacher Rachel. After a shaky start, Head of English Tom has embraced fatherhood and is planning a birthday party for his newfound son Josh. And Josh seems to know just who he wants for his birthday: Lauren. She enjoys flirting with Josh, but shuts down when the whole school sees the large birthmark she has on her back. Looks mean everything to Lauren and now she feels humiliated. Desperate to destroy the mark, she steals bleach from the science lab… New chef Adam has cooked up a recipe for success: sitdown lunches where students and staff socialise over a good meal. But he has also whipped up some resentment and Rachel needs to talk to him about it. Thanks to mischievous Finn, she gets to do that when the boy locks her in a storeroom with Adam. Meanwhile, Steph’s head is turned by smooth-talking Oliver (John McArdle – Brookside, Merseybeat). But will she spoil things by drinking him under the table?

Patrick McLennan

Patrick McLennan is a London-based journalist and documentary maker who has worked as a writer, sub-editor, digital editor and TV producer in the UK and New Zealand. His CV includes spells as a news producer at the BBC and TVNZ, as well as web editor for Time Inc UK. He has produced TV news and entertainment features on personalities as diverse as Nick Cave, Tom Hardy, Clive James, Jodie Marsh and Kevin Bacon and he co-produced and directed The Ponds, which has screened in UK cinemas, BBC Four and is currently available on Netflix. 

An entertainment writer with a diverse taste in TV and film, he lists Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Chase, The Thick of It and Detectorists among his favourite shows, but steers well clear of most sci-fi.