Couch Potato's 'How to Spot a Werewolf' checklist

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What's this person's name? Does it resemble or contain any of the following: Lycan, Remus, Romulus, Lupin, Lupus, Wolfe, Vira, Vyras, Gwr, Wair, Wer, Verr, Vargulf, Garoul, Lobo?
Do their eyebrows meet in the middle?

How are their fingernails? Curved, clawlike?
Do they demonstrate a surprising horticultural knowledge with relation the poisonous plant Aconite (aka Wolfsbane)?
Do they demonstrate an irrational distaste for those popular low calorie lunch crackers, claim to have a wheat allergy, or obsessively read the packet ingredients for anything containing grain?
How are they in the run up to Christmas? Do they shy away from the mistletoe?
When going out for a stroll, do they cross the road inexplicably as certain trees come into view?
Have they mentioned an allergy to silver?
Low set ears?
A swinging stride?
Bristles under the tongue?

If the answer is yes to more than five of the above questions, it's time to be concerned. This person is showing signs of being a werewolf, and there's a full moon today!

And to mark this significant moment in the lunar cycle, Syfy is having a werewolf day:

12.30pm - Nature of the Beast. A werewolf goes in search of a cure when his fiancée struggles to accept his monthly transformations.

2.20pm - Teen Wolf. Michael J Fox turns into a wolf with a talent for basketball.

4.10pm - Teen Wolf 2. The Teen Wolf's cousin struggles with his monthly cycle while at uni.

9pm - Monsterwolf. A werewolf heads off on a killing spree when sacred Native American land is disturbed by intruders.

10.50pm - An American Werewolf in London. Tongue-in-cheek tale about two American youths who are attacked by a werewolf on the Yorkshire moors.

12.50am - War Wolves. While serving in the Middle East, a werewolf virus has infected a group of US soldiers. And now they're back home...