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Whose bum was ‘bionic’? The best judges’ comments on Strictly Come Dancing 2015 (so far!)

One of the best things about Strictly Come Dancing is the judges’ comments. They must sit at home for the rest of the year brainstorming ideas for puns and quips.

Of course, Darcey Bussell (opens in new tab) always gives lovely, constructive advice.

But the best lines always seem to come from grumpy Craig Revel Horwood (opens in new tab), or Bruno Tonioli (opens in new tab) leaping up from his seat, or Len Goodman (opens in new tab) delivering praise or a put-down with glee.

As Strictly 2015 nears its end, here are some of our absolute favourite comments from the judges.

 

Len on Iwan Thomas (opens in new tab)' Cha Cha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGyzXeu0Ymg&feature=oembed

“I don’t know what that was on the floor down there but I don’t want to see it again if I can help it.”

 

Craig on Jeremy Vine (opens in new tab)'s Jive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qLAp_nD0u8&feature=oembed

“It was like watching a stork who’d been struck by lightning.”

 

Len to Gleb Savchenko (opens in new tab) on his American Smooth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJhvjmic0VI&feature=oembed

“You flew across the floor like a rampant crab.”

 

Len to Kellie Bright (opens in new tab) on her Salsa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGeaiIS1_3A&feature=oembed

“There you were like two sizzling sausages on a BBQ… Your bum was bionic.”

 

Bruno to Carol Kirkwood (opens in new tab) on her Viennese Waltz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfmqy_R18Xg&feature=oembed

“It had the romance of a cleaning session.”

 

Len to Jay McGuiness (opens in new tab) on his Tango

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3uhJNgtNrY&feature=oembed

“You were like a chess master, you plotted your way around that floor. That was a mango of a Tango. Delicious.”

 

Len to Kellie (again) on the hip-hop in her Samba

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aseZU0lweE&feature=oembed

“There are two things I don’t like in this world: babies crying and hip hop.”

 

Bruno to Jeremy on his Tango

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta_fVmY9xFc&feature=oembed

“That’s how the West was lost. In spite of the odds, like General Custer, you went for attack. It was a glorious disaster.”

 

Len to Katie Derham (opens in new tab) on her American Smooth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq5FKPHlhlU&feature=oembed

“It was better than a kick in the head.”

 

Len to Helen George (opens in new tab) on her Viennese Waltz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Fnp7DLNUA&feature=oembed

“Tickle my bum and call me Donald! Dancing is a marriage between music and movement. This was a match made in heaven.”

 

Craig to Kellie on her Viennese Waltz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hscRdprxG74&feature=oembed

“That’s the first time I’ve seen a Viennese Waltz that’s not elegant… had absolutely no class. It was common as, and you know what darling, I loved it!”

 

Len to Anita Rani (opens in new tab) on her Tango

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks_ayIRg7_M&feature=oembed

“It was like a cow pat on Countryfile. Hot and steamy.”

 

Len to Daniel O’Donnell (opens in new tab) on his Cha Cha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0xql8kzB1o&feature=oembed

“It was a mix between Summer Nights and Last Of The Summer Wine.”

Strictly Come Dancing (opens in new tab) continues with the semi-finals on BBC1, Saturday, December 12, 6.50pm

 

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