Alex and Moira get it on! (VIDEO)

Alex and Moira get it on! (VIDEO)
Alex and Moira get it on! (VIDEO)

It was only a week ago that Moira laughed at Alex when he tried to kiss her. Now look at them! She's old enough to be his mother, but there's nothing motherly about the way she snogs his face off. And, yes, SHE kisses HIM! It's Alex who makes the first move - again - but this time Moira doesn't laugh. She can't deny that she's flirted with him and she can't deny that she's attracted to him so she kisses him - passionately. But she tells Alex that it's a one-off. There will be no more kissing and definitely no more of anything more than kissing... If only Marlon and Paddy and Rhona could kiss and make up. But Marlon's gone too far. He's been to see a solicitor and a furious Rhona tells Paddy she's going to see a lawyer, too. Rhona doesn't hear anything helpful, though and tells Paddy they might not be able to go to New Zealand. Both angry, they confront Marlon - and things are said, nasty things. But Marlon hits where it hurts most when he points out that Leo is not Paddy's son. Charity points out to Carl and Jimmy that they're overstaffed - and she's not just talking about Edna.

Patrick McLennan

Patrick McLennan is a London-based journalist and documentary maker who has worked as a writer, sub-editor, digital editor and TV producer in the UK and New Zealand. His CV includes spells as a news producer at the BBC and TVNZ, as well as web editor for Time Inc UK. He has produced TV news and entertainment features on personalities as diverse as Nick Cave, Tom Hardy, Clive James, Jodie Marsh and Kevin Bacon and he co-produced and directed The Ponds, which has screened in UK cinemas, BBC Four and is currently available on Netflix. 

An entertainment writer with a diverse taste in TV and film, he lists Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Chase, The Thick of It and Detectorists among his favourite shows, but steers well clear of most sci-fi.