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Top 10 Worst Film Remakes | No. 7

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NUMBER SEVEN: Piranha 3D

With most re-makes the biggest argument against their existence is that they sully our memory of a more perfect original version. With Piranha, the only question we are asking is why the mediocre film was revisited at all. The 1978 version was a lack-lustre parody made in the wake of the success of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws and therefore relevant at least, to its time.

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 The modern attempt, Piranha 3D removed the comedy and attempted to have the film play out as a horror. The result was a poor storyline, poor CGI and even poorer acting. Despite this, Piranha 3D was followed by the sequel Piranha 3DD – which focused on girls in bikinis frolicking aimlessly around a water park (where incidentally stripper poles had been installed) before the Piranhas returned (yawn) and carnage ensued.

 

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