Val attacks Diane – again!

Val hasn’t got a paintbrush in her hand when she marches into the pub to have a go at Diane this time, so she’s not likely to write ‘Tart’ all over the pub again. But… Val’s in full foghorn voice and still got plenty to shout about Diane’s one-night stand with Pollard. So Diane trying to tell Val that Pollard still loves her may not be a good idea. Val’s not likely to want to discuss her husband with her sister, no matter how sorry Diane is for sleeping with him. But Val isn’t only venting because of that betrayal… Val’s HIV positive status is having a negative effect on Pollard’s sex drive and Val thinks it’s the beginning of the end for them - and if she wants to blame Diane for that, too, then she damn well will!

It looks like Debbie’s decided that if she wants to date Pete Barton she will… But then Debbie seems to change her mind. She goes home - but Pete follows… and Debbie doesn’t turn him away.

Paddy would never have turned away Kevin Bacon, John Hamm and Pjork, but Rhona made sure those three little pigs went home. Trouble is, home was just a place for them to be fattened up for the abattoir. Now Paddy’s mission is to save them.