'Show me the money!' demands Carl

'Show me the money!' demands Carl
'Show me the money!' demands Carl

Carl's got his hand out and he's not offering Cameron the hand of friendship - he wants his money. Cameron has it, too - well, half of it - and he got it by stealing from Debbie's business. He's sold a car and pocketed the profits and lied to Debbie, telling her the car has been stolen. As if she doesn't have enough to worry about! And Cameron's worries are far from over, too, as money's not all Carl wants. He wants Chas back in Emmerdale so she can cough up her share. And Cameron's going to make that happen... or else! Robbie thinks he's got it all happening with Priya. He hasn't realised that she's just using him to try to make David jealous. So, thinking he's on a promise, Robbie goes too far with Priya and there's a rather unseemly scene. He sure ain't a ladies' man! Victoria has got it all happening with her house-buying plans and has used her inheritance to get an online mortgage... That should make the headlines of the Hotten Courier as there are very few mortgages being agreed anywhere in Britain, never mind one for an 18-year-old kid with no full-time job!

Patrick McLennan

Patrick McLennan is a London-based journalist and documentary maker who has worked as a writer, sub-editor, digital editor and TV producer in the UK and New Zealand. His CV includes spells as a news producer at the BBC and TVNZ, as well as web editor for Time Inc UK. He has produced TV news and entertainment features on personalities as diverse as Nick Cave, Tom Hardy, Clive James, Jodie Marsh and Kevin Bacon and he co-produced and directed The Ponds, which has screened in UK cinemas, BBC Four and is currently available on Netflix. 

An entertainment writer with a diverse taste in TV and film, he lists Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Chase, The Thick of It and Detectorists among his favourite shows, but steers well clear of most sci-fi.